My Important Announcement:

We hear about Global Warming almost every day, and its negative effects on Planet Earth. What is rarely mentioned, however, is what scientists are calling "Cyber Warming."
The Internet is a delicately balanced web, which was disturbed by Homo Sapien's arrival back in 1973. Since then, we have not been content to live harmoniously within the Web. Instead, we have invaded with "Internet Search Engines" and the like. Search engines are not cybervironmentally friendly--rather, they drink up the web's natural resources and leaving behind virtual clouds of thick smog and large carbon mouseprints. Those, in turn, create warming in the webmosphere.
Can you imagine the detrimental effect of this climate change? The cyber ice caps are melting, virtual polar bears are drowning, and the ocean is creeping up to our Internet communities.
"Surely," you say, "Surely there must be a way to fix this!" I know not how to fix it entirely, but we can keep it from getting worse.

Step 1. Recycle!
Bloggers write a post, it's read a few times, and then they leave it to rot or toss it on the garbage heap. Same with older games and outdated Internet pages. Re-use your old posts! Update the games and Internet pages!

Step 2. Use Hybrid Search Engines!
Those old engines like Yahoo! and Google pollute our webmosphere. Use hybrids, such as Google Civic and Hybridized Amazon, which use only a fraction of the natural web resources as old ones, and shall soon run completely on electricity or solar power!

Step 3. Donate!
Donate your time and/or money to save the world!
"Wait a minute, it's not the world, it's just the Internet!" critics exclaim. Ah, you're correct, it's not the whole world, but the Internet is as solidly a part of it as America, New Zealand, or the Pacific Ocean! By rescuing the Internet from certain doom, you're helping Mother Earth.
Click the button on the side of my blog to donate. Proceeds will go towards refreezing the cyber ice caps and research for hybrid search engines.

Congratulations! Just by following those three easy steps, you have helped the Cybervironmental Cause!
Check back here occasionally to see recycling in action as I reuse old posts. I will also be giving you helpful tips on you can Save the World!

Go Green, Folks!
~Kiwi da Cybervironmental Fruit~