The past two weeks have been spent on vacation, the first day of which we visited family in the next state over. This sad, lonely, sick little blog came up in discussion with a Cousin, who threatened me with Total and Complete Annihilation if I did not revive this thing.
Here I be.
This is said Cousin's adorable Daughter. One of them, that is. The other spent the entire evening running around with my patent-pending Baby-Attracter necklace.
This Baby Attracter is becoming legendary. Almost every baby at church under the age of 2 has played with it at one time or another. A random cutie at my friend's graduation party. And now my incredibly shy first-cousin-once-removed has become my very bestest friend. The thing works wonders, I tell you!
What is so special about it? What does it look like? I can't tell you.
The whole thing is so incredibly simple, you could replicate it in no time and the babies would have no reason to come to Miss RoRa for their entertainment. You, sir or madam, are Out of Luck.
~Kiwi
(Yes, I have far too much fun capitalizing various Significant Words. I'll try to cut down on that eventually, but for now I can't stop!)
